If Romney really wants to get the Conservative vote, here's a few tips to win their hearts.
- Force molested 12 year old girls to keep their father's baby (guaranteed to sweep you all the plain states)
- Promise to cut funding for teachers, firefighters and police
- Promise to continue funding for hedge fund managers and Wall St bankers
- Promise to end preventative cancer screenings for low income women
- Promise to end abortions by ending birth control
- Quit being a Mormon and convert to Christianity
- Treat homosexuality as a disease
- Let the auto industry fail
