You are able to track past and current dropped ventures with features such as a Bridge To Nowhere ™ where you can follow Mrs Palin's career.
You are also able to ask Gotcha Questions ™ such as "How was your day?" or "Did you have a pleasant bus trip?" and watch as Sarah gets flustered then spits out a phrase from our patented Random Gibberish Engine ™.
Whether it's following the Palin kids' adventures in per-marital sex and having babies to watching videos of that sexy Todd riding a snowmobile, this app has it all.
